to my middle of the night caller,

Dear *cough* whoever keeps calling me in the middle of the night,

I have reviewed my options in light of the mid-night annoyance (the restricted number that keeps calling me from midnight to 4am) that has been occurring to me for the past 5-6 months, and have finally taken action. You are no longer capable of making my phone ring while i am sleeping. Only those who are on my contact list, make my phone ring. all other calls go straight to voicemail. Voicemail is something i rarely ever check, so i disabled that alert tone in the phone.

While this solution is moderately a pain in my ass, since i do have things for sale on that there internet and occasionally i give out my number, it is just a decision that had to be made. I had the full intentions on getting an airhorn and blasting that into the phone, but there is a problem with that. Firstly, those kind enough to have me stay in their house would be extremely irritated with me blasting that at whatever hour you call. Secondly, who knows if you are even listening on the other side. Lastly, maybe you are so hollow headed the airhorn would go straight through one ear and out the other.

So, if you've been trying to call me, and its a reasonable phone call, the reason it did not ring is because i dont have that number stored in my phone.

Sorry,
-Dustin

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