my evening of riding…

so i came home this evening and decided i wanna ride my bike, mostly so i dont sit in front of my computer all night. so i go to get it, and rear tires flat… i go to patch it rip the tire. so i duct tape it patch the tube, pump it up, and the fucking thing exploded. so i went to go to TRM to get a new tire, they closed at 8… it was 8:15. fuckers! so i go to walmart, get a tire and tube, put it on and headed on the way. there is nothing to really ride in brentwood… it sucks. so anyways, i went out, got hurt showing off some skills, so that was funny… now i have a bump on my shin. then came home, to find i was only out for 30 minutes… so i headed back out i the opposite direction… this is where my night got interesting…

im headed towards carrick on brownsville, when i see some kids in the sidewalk, so i hop out into the street to get around them… all of a sudden i hear someone yelling something, i turn around, and this little munchkin of a girl, probably 12ish chasing after me full speed for a distance of roughly 70 yards SCREAMING, “i wanna hump your white ass!” repetitively. i just went on my way… stopped at cogo's grabbed an iced tea, and went somewhere to drink it, when i heard that group of kids coming, so i simply go into a parking lot, sit down and continue drinking. dont ya know two of those fuckers came over through the parking lot, asked me questions about my bike… and i started my way away, when i here “hey (perverted munchkin's name)! your boyfriends over here!!!” i wanted to kick that dude in the balls but i cant cause im a little older than them. anyways i tried to get away and as i tried to throw away my iced tea carton, this little midget monkey on acid caught up to me and asked if she can have some tea, so without a word, i handed her the empty carton, she wasnt pleased and started swearing from what i remember. she then looked at my tattoo on my arm and said tough, and reached to touch it and said “ooOOoh is that chinese?” really, who is this retarded? then my first word to her was NO! i started away out of her reach, and this little midget fuck starts chasing after me again! this time screaming “give me your shoes! can i have your shoes? i want your shoes!!” i thought about shoeing her in the face, but i just kept on my way… riding the stupid shit that i can find in brentwood…

CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON HERE?!?

whatever, i need a shower, its late, and i wanna go to strike anywhere tomorrow, whos coming with me?… later!

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